Alex Sains on 05 Apr 2006 02:48 am
A rare update.
OK, so I have decided to post something on my blog because I have had a few too many half-shandys (or bottles of wine, however you wanna phrase it). I am currently Googling a lot of people, particularly those related to the recent Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother (I watched the former obsessively, while the latter didn’t keep my interest). Apparently Kemal and Kinga from Big Brother 6 are now an item. Pur-f*cking-lease. There’s nothing less flattering than blatent hypocracy. I am not even sure which of the bizarre pairing is worse — Kemal for being so overtly tedious and attention-seeking (let’s face it, it didn’t really work anyway), or Kinga (it’s not like she didn’t watch Big Brother 6.
Probably just cynicism — ya, k.
Other Big Brother stuff I have seen: Mary the ‘Witch’ is apparently homeless, though this claim is unsubstantiated. I thought she seemed rather bourgeois (if Irish), personally?
Lesley is also apparently desperately craving attention. Bless her, she did well getting all that hatred with so little substance.
Happily it appears Sam is off the rails. As if she was ever going to get any positive media response with her personality. She wasn’t even cuttingly bitchy, just a tedious fuckwit… And no, ‘Nuts’ magazine does not constitute a positive media response…
So, anyway, I am looking forward to Big Brother 7, which is apparently starting on the last weekend of May. Apparently some twins, a Tourettsian contestant, and a wheelchair-bound contestant are involved.
Glorious.



on 22 May 2006 at 1:47 pm 1.Jess said …
Can you not be both Irish and bourgeois? I saw Lesley in the street last year, she looked like she was going to hit people with fear. And she accused someone of raping her in Leeds. He got let off.
on 22 May 2006 at 11:48 pm 2.Alex Sains said …
1. Can you not be both Irish and bourgeois? — I suppose it is possible. I’m not entirely sure why I said the “if Irish”, thing. I’m sure there was another reason. The Irish certainly possess a number of bourgeois ‘qualities’
2. “I saw Lesley in the street last year” — Quite enough said, no? Bless her. Poor, harmless kid being hated. Oh, and that article about Makosi now being a prossie is a bit odd, isn’t it?!
on 23 May 2006 at 3:35 pm 3.Jess said …
It certainly is! Altho it sounds like it was only a twice-off prossie thing… I don’t see why she bothered - with debts of £55,000 a measley £3,000 would not do a lot. I don’t quite see why people hated Lesley so much, it was Sam that drew my venom!
on 18 Jul 2006 at 5:06 am 4.Parn said …
Arsenal suck!
on 07 Sep 2006 at 5:17 pm 5.Alex Sains said …
hey i got the same name as that person!! haha..